A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in
Egypt,So they send a female reporter to interview the common
citizen in Egypt..when she arrives at Cairo..she picks a random
guy, and starts her interview.
Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
Reporter: Do you speak English؟
Egyptian: Berfect
Reporter: Do you mind if i interview u?
Egyptian: No, i dont have a mind
Reporter: What's your name?
Egyptian: Taha
Reporter: --- male or female?
Taha (yelling): what do you sink?
Reporter: It's just for the sake of the
report..never
Taha: yas male..and i can brove it any time you want
Reporter: No,thanks,I'll take you for your word...so..how do you
find life here in Egypt?
Taha: Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporter: oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else
do you like in your country?
Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
Reporter: Ok..let's move on..what do you do?
Taha: I am very well, sank you
Reporter: No, I mean do you have a job?
Taha (looking around him and whispering): Jobat?..no i dont have
any(jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do you have a (job) with you?..we
can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about
bolice
Reporter: Oh my god, DO YOU WORK?
Taha: Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter: What do you think about the traffic problem in egypt?
Taha: Very big broblem..very much cars..you see?..but za guvurment
is trying to make it bettar..zey did za circle street and za me7war
street..and zey make all streets one way so if you go..you cant
come back..niahahaha3
Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha: I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in Egypt?
Taha: No NO NO..Egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of
cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do you make a lot of money?
Taha: No no.. it is not legal to
make money..one frend i know make
money at home..and he go to brizon..if you make money at home..you
can only give it to za banzeena man..zey take any money
Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do you
have a lot of money?
Taha: me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?
Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment
Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?
Taha: Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets
one way
Reporter: well, Ok...Do you vote?
Taha: What duz zat mean?
Reporter: Do you choose your president
Taha: Mubarak?
Reporter: yes
Taha (nervously): i didnt
give my voice..but if i was..i will give
him my voice
Reporter: Why him?
Taha: Because he was an airoblane in za war..he waz za leadar
airoblane
Reporter: But there are no wars right now
Taha: But if we have war..you see?...we know we will have a very
good airoblane in it
Reporter: what about the last 26 years ?
Taha: I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi
Reporter: No, i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26
years
Taha: He build circle street, me7war street and make all streets
one way
Reporter: Thank you very much for your time Mr. Taha
Taha: No broblem,only 10 bound
Reporter: I never said i will pay you for
this
Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke, and make head
Reporter: Grrrrrrrr
Taha: ok ok..need a Taxi